we’re not talking about that Arctic Monkey she likes to parade around.

‘Cause we don’t approve of boyfriend stealing. It falls into the same category as picking your nose in public and borrowing our mascara without permission. I.e. it’s gross. And our Grandmothers would not approve. Cheap Christian Louboutin Shoes

Luckily for our Grandmothers (and Alexa), we’re more preoccupied by The Cool One’s bag decor than her honeybunchsugarplumpumpkyyumpkyyumpkin.

Over the past few months, she’s taken her designer bags (that would be her beautiful, beautiful designer bags, in case you didn’t quite get what we were on about) and trashed ‘em. And by ‘trashed’ we obviously mean: ‘made really, really cool’. Cheap Tiffanys

We’ve tried to determine exactly how she does it, ’cause we kind of want to copy her. And after a lot of staring (dribbling on the floor/staring mournfully at her facebook page) we *think* we’ve worked it out. link of london charm bracelets

What you need:

1 x designer handbag/that Topshop tote you’ve had in your wardrobe since 2005

1 x rock ‘n’ roll guitar strap / your sister’s bassoon carrycase strap

1 x plastic skeleton keyring / a piece of chewed up Lego you found in the your local park

Instructions:

Attach everything together with the help of a vintage sewing machine / your mum.

Practise your ‘I’m well cool and indie’ face / hide in a paper bag. True Religion purses

Will you guys be copying Alexa’s look? Do you like our artist’s interpretation of Alexa’s look? (Please say yes. it took about 45 minutes and a LOT of concentration). Comments below please.